From Matt Damon to...

Baby vs. Shark

Crunch

Chomp

Gulp

Gnaw

Burp

August Visits State Capitol

Laws and stuff happen here.

Asses:

One of these folks is not fit for public office.

Too Many Toys

Baby reinacts scene from 1984 classic, E.T.

An Afternoon With Grammy

First Person Baby Feeder: The Game

Press X to feed the baby.

Y to help baby digest.

B to prevent heart from melting.

Few Can Rival the Neighbors' Shirtlessness

A Mohawk!

on a baby! Wow! That's never been done before!

Will we one up this shot with a Dick Dastardly moustache? Stay tuned.

Yes.

Like all children, this is the natural state of our child. For blogging purposes, we've paid him to be happy in the last 49 blog posts. What now Child Protection Services?

Better Than Mary in Some Burnt Toast

I'm not sure what I'm implying here.