August's First B-day!

August and Eleanor

Baby Fight: 2010

Lumberjack supports one too many Minnesota sports teams.

Blue and red make purple.

The killing of the Jay.

[Thanks to everyone that could attend! We had a blast!]

Why Kids Shouldn't Watch TV Before the Age of Two

Perfection

Baby With a Spoon

Adorable:

Cute.

Awww.

OOooooh!

Hee-hee!

Now pretend he was eating a bowl of vomit.

Baby in a box

Baby...

...in a box.

Doggie Lovin'

August and Oskar are seriously BFFs now. None of these were staged, and this sorta stuff seems to happen on a daily basis.

At the park

This face means something naughty is going to happen

World's longest stare down. Seriously.

You lose, kid. You lose.

"I'm king of the world!"

Year-End Semi-Nudity

Baby unhinges jaw

"Superreaders to the rescue, my ass!"

"My preciousssssssssssss!"

Winona X-Mas

Look at this picture, close your eyes, and you will still see this face. Evil.

"Goddammit! These Weebles sons-a-bitches just won't fall down!"

Mother-in-law and me are told that we only have to spend 15 more minutes together.

Great Grandma T's X-mas

This looked cuter as a thumbnail:

August sells his headshot portfolio; starts with 91-year-old woman.

"BAD AUGUST! VERY BAD AUGUST!"

Lordly mailbox bosses around other toys.

Snow Baby

[something funny]

[Really funny]

X-mas and Superior Shores

Tiny tot:

Gangy explains the importance of wrapping presents.

"I love what you've done with your hair"

Daddy McGopher Face

Deleted scene from Alien 3:

U.S. government adopts cuter, cuddlier Uncle Sam

Terror, Thy Name is Santa

Schneekloth X-mas

Ella, Beth, August, Summuer, Sadie, and Madison. Strange man looms in background.

Homeless men make their presence felt.

Woodsman proves to be world's worst bingo player.

Large, Effiminate man rubs salt in the wound.

Local hunk receives mug of cursed NFL franchise.